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lamealexis:

ellenkellr:

lamealexis:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

i stopped masturbating to reblog this because its very important 

Alexis was on my blog while she was masturbating??!?!?

(don’t get too excited because I was scrolling through my dash)

Via She walks in starlight in another world

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zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Libra would probably be more confident if….


morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

Via hello

"And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.”

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Via Gandalf the White

aimchatroom:

if i have a kid and they play yu-gi-oh! cards im going to embarrass the hell out of them. and i dont mean in the haha you play children’s card games, they’re going to have their friends over and i’ll come into the room and be like:

ay mijo why didnt you place a trap card facedown last turn now he’s going to attack your lifepoints directly i know i taught you better than that

Via soft mordor

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

Via She walks in starlight in another world

merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?


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