don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
i stopped masturbating to reblog this because its very important
Alexis was on my blog while she was masturbating??!?!?
(don’t get too excited because I was scrolling through my dash)
Zodiac Files: Libra would probably be more confident if….
whoever invented cramps is an asshole
ur an 18 year old boy
NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER
the lady pocket region
"And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.”
Via Gandalf the White
if i have a kid and they play yu-gi-oh! cards im going to embarrass the hell out of them. and i dont mean in the haha you play children’s card games, they’re going to have their friends over and i’ll come into the room and be like:
ay mijo why didnt you place a trap card facedown last turn now he’s going to attack your lifepoints directly i know i taught you better than that
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family
Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?
#do you remember when harry asked for food in fourth year#because the poor kid wouldnt survive on the durselys new diet?#i bet you anything he only asked#’if you have just some leftovers or scraps you could give me i would appreciate it’#but molly weasley was like HELL NO#and baked him like several pies#molly weasley doesnt fuck around with her children#even if she didnt give birth to them#molly weasley for life
Via She walks in starlight in another world