I think women should wear whatever makeup they want for themselves. Makeup should be fun.
Via Hello there, friend
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
An important part of cinematic history.
Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGHTruly Iconic
Via Starkid who Loki'd Hogwarts.
With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
i stopped masturbating to reblog this because its very important
Alexis was on my blog while she was masturbating??!?!?
(don’t get too excited because I was scrolling through my dash)