Livin' life like all the rest. Chillin' with no life on the internet. Also, my blog is a lot of random different things I find, from things I ship to things I find funny on my dash, it all varies.
the best possible compliment u can give a girl is to call her a goddess like heck yeah man i will get jealous and kill mortals who are cuter than me and inadvertently cause like 3 world wars when i get bored and i will wear billowing robes of woven nebulae with eyeliner as sharp and obsidian as Krono’s sickle and burn alive the unworthy flesh of any man who dares to gaze upon my true form
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
And Loki is still adopted.
So a few weeks ago I bought some pirate boots,
Which is cool right? Because pirates. But then I cocked up the laces and….
PIRATE STRIPPER BOOTS!
Perhaps this is some sort of sign…
I CAN GO FROM CAPTAIN OF THE HIGHSEAS TO CAPTAIN OF THE STRIP TEASE IN LESS THAN SIXTY SECONDS
I’m sorry but I really enjoyed that play on words